Saturday, January 26, 2013
That's some choadnastiness right thuurrrrr!!! Waaahahahaa (see video)
In Chodenland the term choadnastiness is defined as: "The condition that arises when fecal matter from the parachodeal orifice (i.e. anus) contaminates any part of the perineum either from faecal incontinence (i.e. anal leakage) or through poor wiping practice". As any savvy interpreter of Chodanese will tell you, this really means: "when $#!+ from an ass hole rubs off on a choad". (For more info, see the entry on: Chodenland)
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Oh... Emm... Jee. We were so dead within the 1st seconds of this clip. HAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAA...
UPDATE: Video had been removed by YouTube, hence the re-uploaded version.
Thursday, April 26, 2012
While other people were (unfairly) ragging on her for her weight gain (something every mommy goes through), we were eerily noticing one incredibly odd thing...
Doesn't her baby have some big ole choady eyeballs?
Some people call this cute, but man-o-man... if that is not one certified, alien-looking baby, I don't know what is.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
We're attempting to gauge what a reasonable person might have heard on the 911 tapes when George Zimmerman made an utterance under his breath in regards to 17-year old Trayvon Martin, the black Florida teen whom he pursued under suspicion, and ultimately shot and killed, claiming his pursuits were an act of self-defence.
These tapes are important to determine whether the act was racially motivated.
No matter the case, we're pretty convinced Zimmerman said "f*cking choads", but maybe that's just us.
On a more serious note, however, Nancy Grace, Cenk from The Young Turks, the Drudge Report, Democracy Now, and an onslought of media reporters allege they hear something very derogatory in tone. We do too. But... perhaps these enhancements may make you wonder what exactly he said.
After listening, DON'T FORGET to weigh in on this Facebook opinion poll.
Monday, March 26, 2012
Chodacitous at best, this far reaching attempt, BUT...
...for a long time, we've wondered if the bootleg racist slash "perzidentchull" wannabe cornball Rick "the Dick" Santorum would ever make an appeal to the many communities of chodi melanus (a.k.a. "blah" people) out there that might (fat chance, but might) share his love for "the Lort" and "Jeesauce" and perhaps his twisted views for the future of the United States of "Amuurrkuh".
For some reason unbeyoncéed (I mean... in beknowled! ... I mean unbeknownced) to us, we get the impression the message just... wasn't sinking in.